10. You critique every move the police make on TV crime dramas instead of enjoying the show.

9. When you want to know where your kids are, you call their cell phone and ask "What's your 20?"

8.Your idea of the perfect lecture to kids about staying out of trouble is "Don't make me arrest you."

7. You refer to your personal vehicle as your "undercover squad car".

6. You've called the FDA and demanded to have donuts listed in their own food group.

5. When your teen-aged daughter starts dating, you interrogate her boyfriend.

4. You answer your home phone with your squad car number instead of your name.

3. You refer to your spouse as "My other partner".

2. You can't remember your anniversary, but do remember every detail about your first arrest.

1. You sit around creating these kinds of top ten lists. YIKES!